IT’S OKAY, I FORGIVE YOU

Really, it’s fine. You don’t have to keep apologizing.

In fact, you can make it up to me right here, right now…You see, I know you haven’t achieved your dream physique yet. In fact, you’ve often found yourself making promises to get Shredded Abs, Monster Shoulders, and Outrageously Enormous Arms, but before you know it, months have passed by and you look more or less what you looked like before.

The truth is, you may be doing nothing wrong; you could be working out everyday, watch your diet and have badass pump music in your phone. So why aren’t you getting the results?

The reason is that you’re missing one key ingredient that I will reveal to you in a minute. But first, let me ask you a question: What do Batman and Mario have in common? No clue?

Well the answer is…They both have “Power Ups” to enhance their performance. Think about it. While Batman is a pretty good fighter, he wouldn’t be able to f*k up the joker and all his guards without the batmobile or his fancy gadgets. And we know damn well that without his mushrooms or golden coins, Mario would just be some fat italian plumber that wouldn’t even consider the possibility of banging a princess. My point is, sometimes you just need a little extra boost.

Now, as you may know, my company has been giving these Workout “Power Ups” to thousands of people all around the world for the past three years. Everyday, we get more and more testimonials from our customers swearing that their new “Power Up” was the turning point for them to go from average btch ass citizens to Swole Superheroes. For whatever reason, you haven’t been taking these Muscle Mass Building, Life Changing Power Ups and have been leaving gains on the table.

As I said before, I forgive you and got your back….For the next 3 days only, you can get these “Power Ups” for 40% off by heading over to www.instantabdominals.com. Grab these supplements while you still can and may the gains be with you.

Best,

Brandon

Snapchat: KillerCarter187
Instagram: Bcartermusic

PS: This deal ends this Saturday night. Don’t f**k this up. “

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