PLEASE FORGIVE ME

I’m not going to lie to you. I ain’t got no girls.

Well, that’s not entirely true. I do have some badass ladies in the Bro Labs Family, including The Victory Unit, Warrior Champion Baller Pimp Program, and 30 Days of Greatness.

Shout out to them! But I’ve been slacking. You see, I kind of had an epiphany recently where I was like “Damn, Brandon you’ve been neglecting all the ladies out there trying to make some gains.” And it’s particularly sad because the testimonials I get from women tend to be the most impressive.

While it’s true over 80% of the people watching my content are men, that’s no excuse. My momma raised me better than that. So I wanna specifically ask the awesome ladies out there: What can Brandon Carter do to help you attain your goals?  A perfect squat tutorial? Specific female program? New shoes?  And if you’re a dude reading this, ask your girlfriend, sister, or lady friend for me. Reply to this email and let me know!

Much love,

Brandon Gentleman Carter

PS: If you don’t have a girlfriend, man just go to www.bicepbible.com so you can get my new book where I teach you and give you all you need to build such impressive arms that Cupid will shoot you in the ass (pause) with all kiiinds of arrows (fine females).”

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