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Brandon Carter

Certified personal trainer & nutritionist. Fitness model for Nike, Puma, Adidas, Men’s Health, and other major brands. CEO @ Bro Laboratories.

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WHY TOM BRADY KEEPS WINNING

By Brandon Carter / January 18, 2017

I can feel the heat coming already. “The Patriots are cheaters! Belichick is the devil! Brady deflates his balls! Look, I’m NOT a Patriots fan. In fact, I’m sort of a secret Giants fan (sorry Bears) and was hyped when they beat Brady in those two Super Bowls. Hell, I even made a video with […]

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MARTIN LUTHER KING’S MESSAGE WILL GET YOU RIPPED

By Brandon Carter / January 17, 2017

It’s really easy to see the connection. Dr. King held an extremely straightforward and simple message in the midst of a violent, racist and difficult time in our nation’s history. MLK clinged onto this message his entire life, costing him his own but for the greater good of the nation. Against all odds, including being […]

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WHY BEING FIRST IS ALWAYS BETTER

By Brandon Carter / January 16, 2017

Do you know what made my company 10x our profit? In fact, this tactic is widely considered to be the most important “Law” in all of marketing. So pay close attention and read all the way through, because this directly relates to your fitness progress. In the wildly successful book “The 22 Immutable Laws of […]

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10 YEAR OLD BRANDON AT CHURCH

By Brandon Carter / January 16, 2017

Back in the day, Little Brandon Carter wasn’t exactly the most disciplined disciple… You see, when I went to school they taught Bible stories in science class and I tended to get on the teacher’s nerves with my antics. I was told that I asked too many questions and drew Jesus black, which they weren’t […]

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THE 7 DEADLY GYM SINS

By Brandon Carter / January 16, 2017

Ignore at your own risk… Pastor Carter in this b*tch. I’d like to share with you the 7 Deadly Sins that will destroy your gains. Avoid these 7 misdeeds, and you will soon be on your way to the Muscular Promised Land. Sin #1: Isolation Exercises Regular bicep curls and cable flys, I’m looking at […]

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DID TRUMP PEE ON RUSSIAN HOOKERS?

By Brandon Carter / January 13, 2017

By now, you must have heard the story. But in case you’ve been living under a rock, the latest scandal is a report from Buzzfeed that President-Elect Donald Trump gave “gold showers” to Russian Prostitutes. Lol. As you may recall, I know the Donald personally. In fact, we even made a music video together. So […]

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THE LORD GIVETH MASSIVE BICEPS

By Brandon Carter / January 12, 2017

Your “Holy” gains are coming…In case you haven’t heard, my new book “Bicep Bible” is coming out soon. In this sacred scripture, I’m going to give you all my secrets to getting massive arms, including the “10 Commandments” for Godly Gains. These secrets will make sure that wherever you are, your arms will COMMAND attention […]

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HOW I GET UP AT 5:30 AM AND STILL GET 9 HRS OF SLEEP EVERYDAY…

By Brandon Carter / January 11, 2017

I’ve been getting this question a lot recently. The people of earth ask, “Hey Mr. Carter, how do you get up at the crack of dawn, get your training in, work all day, AND still get 8-9 hours of sleep every single night?” Good question motherf*ker. It’s easier than it sounds. In fact, the key […]

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I TRIED TO WARN YOU..YOU DIDN’T LISTEN

By Brandon Carter / January 10, 2017

I hate to say “I told you so” but listen… A few weeks back, I was promoting my “Warrior Champion Baller Pimp” program and we just had our first webinar. Our special guest was Mark Dhamma and already people are LOVING it. Here’s a few comments in the group… In the emails I sent out […]

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