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Brandon Carter

Certified personal trainer & nutritionist. Fitness model for Nike, Puma, Adidas, Men’s Health, and other major brands. CEO @ Bro Laboratories.

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PLEASE FORGIVE ME

By Brandon Carter / January 20, 2017

I’m not going to lie to you. I ain’t got no girls. Well, that’s not entirely true. I do have some badass ladies in the Bro Labs Family, including The Victory Unit, Warrior Champion Baller Pimp Program, and 30 Days of Greatness. Shout out to them! But I’ve been slacking. You see, I kind of […]

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3 REASONS KIDS NEED BULLYING

By Brandon Carter / January 19, 2017

Yes, you read that correctly. In fact, if I was president, my first day in office I would decree all schools implement weekly bullying hours. By law, I would force kids to get picked on, made fun of and occasionally get their asses kicked. If you’re shaking your head right now, please read on. There […]

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WHY TOM BRADY KEEPS WINNING

By Brandon Carter / January 18, 2017

I can feel the heat coming already. “The Patriots are cheaters! Belichick is the devil! Brady deflates his balls! Look, I’m NOT a Patriots fan. In fact, I’m sort of a secret Giants fan (sorry Bears) and was hyped when they beat Brady in those two Super Bowls. Hell, I even made a video with […]

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MARTIN LUTHER KING’S MESSAGE WILL GET YOU RIPPED

By Brandon Carter / January 17, 2017

It’s really easy to see the connection. Dr. King held an extremely straightforward and simple message in the midst of a violent, racist and difficult time in our nation’s history. MLK clinged onto this message his entire life, costing him his own but for the greater good of the nation. Against all odds, including being […]

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WHY BEING FIRST IS ALWAYS BETTER

By Brandon Carter / January 16, 2017

Do you know what made my company 10x our profit? In fact, this tactic is widely considered to be the most important “Law” in all of marketing. So pay close attention and read all the way through, because this directly relates to your fitness progress. In the wildly successful book “The 22 Immutable Laws of […]

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10 YEAR OLD BRANDON AT CHURCH

By Brandon Carter / January 16, 2017

Back in the day, Little Brandon Carter wasn’t exactly the most disciplined disciple… You see, when I went to school they taught Bible stories in science class and I tended to get on the teacher’s nerves with my antics. I was told that I asked too many questions and drew Jesus black, which they weren’t […]

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THE 7 DEADLY GYM SINS

By Brandon Carter / January 16, 2017

Ignore at your own risk… Pastor Carter in this b*tch. I’d like to share with you the 7 Deadly Sins that will destroy your gains. Avoid these 7 misdeeds, and you will soon be on your way to the Muscular Promised Land. Sin #1: Isolation Exercises Regular bicep curls and cable flys, I’m looking at […]

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