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Why Being First is ALWAYS Better

Do you know what made my company 10x our profit?   In fact, this tactic is widely considered to be the most important “Law” in all of marketing. So pay close attention and read all the way through, because this directly relates to your fitness progress.   In the wildly successful book “The 22 Immutable […]

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The End of “Manhood”?(Motivational Speech 2017)

I’ve noticed something recently that has made me really upset… It has to do with our lack of respect for each other in modern times. Whether that be someone else’s political, religious or social beliefs, it’s almost as if being rude or disrespectful is being praised. In this short video, I dig into this sad […]

Trump Hookers Abs, Arms, Back, Chest

Did Trump Pee on Russian Hookers?

By now, you must have heard the story.   But in case you’ve been living under a rock, the latest scandal is a report from Buzzfeed that President-Elect Donald Trump gave “gold showers” to Russian Prostitutes. Lol.   As you may recall, I know the Donald personally. In fact, we even made a music video […]

Bicep Bible Arms, Back, Training, Workouts

The Lord Giveth Massive Biceps

Your “Holy” gains are coming…   In case you haven’t heard, my new book “Bicep Bible” is coming out soon. In this sacred scripture, I’m going to give you all my secrets to getting massive arms, including the “10 Commandments” for Godly Gains.   These secrets will make sure that wherever you are, your arms […]

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How I get up at 5:30 am AND still get 9 hrs of sleep everyday…

I’ve been getting this question a lot recently.   The people of earth ask “Hey Mr. Carter, how do you get up at the crack of dawn, get your training in, work all day, AND still get 8-9 hours of sleep every single night?”   Good question motherf**ker. It’s easier than it sounds. In fact, […]

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 I Tried to Warn You..You Didn’t Listen

I hate to say “I told you so” but listen…   A few weeks back, I was promoting my “Warrior Champion Baller Pimp” program and we just had our first webinar. Our special guest was Mark Dhamma and already people are LOVING it. Here’s a few comments in the group…   In the emails I […]

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I got into a FIGHT with a fat chick today…

I  never wanted to hit a woman before, until….   I was getting on the train today. There was no room to sit down and many people were standing.   I saw one open seat, but I could not sit in it because…   An overweight chick was using the seat as a f*cking table […]

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How Many Calories Should You EAT to BURN FAT and GET RIPPED?

I get this question a lot… “Hey Big Brandon Carter. You’re shredded, have sizzling abs and are incredibly handsome. I’ve also noticed that you don’t seem to have a strict diet, as you snap yourself eating ice cream and pancakes often. So how many calories should I eat to get your results?” I break this […]

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Take Drugs, Reject Hugs: 3 Gym Lessons from Tony Montana

Yup. I said it, and I have good reasons. There’s 3 critical lessons to learn from Scarface in your road to massive success and a breathtaking physique. The third one is the most important, so be sure to read until the end.   Lesson One: Trust Yourself Over Everyone Else There’s a great scene where […]

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I Have a Dream..And President Trump Needs to Hear it

Tensions are high. America is arguably more divided than it has been decades. Senseless violence, strong hostility among families, and severely damaged race relations seem to be all we hear these days.   Well, fear no more America, because Brandon Luther King is here to save the mothaf**kin day. Donald, if you’re reading this (between […]