Really, it’s fine. You don’t have to keep apologizing.
In fact, you can make it up to me right here, right now…You see, I know you haven’t achieved your dream physique yet. In fact, you’ve often found yourself making promises to get Shredded Abs, Monster Shoulders, and Outrageously Enormous Arms, but before you know it, months have passed by and you look more or less what you looked like before.
The truth is, you may be doing nothing wrong; you could be working out everyday, watch your diet and have badass pump music in your phone. So why aren’t you getting the results?
The reason is that you’re missing one key ingredient that I will reveal to you in a minute. But first, let me ask you a question: What do Batman and Mario have in common? No clue?
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