Your “Holy” gains are coming…In case you haven’t heard, my new book “Bicep Bible” is coming out soon.

In this sacred scripture, I’m going to give you all my secrets to getting massive arms, including the “10 Commandments” for Godly Gains. These secrets will make sure that wherever you are, your arms will COMMAND attention from all who are blessed enough to be in their sculpted, Godlike presence. This good book will hold your hand, as I, the “Shepherd” will lead you on your path to arm greatness.

If you’re ready to join me on this divine journey to the sculpted, shredded, coveted “bicep heaven”, make sure to sign up for the VIP notification list. This way, you’ll be the first to know when the Bible is out, so you can grab it before I begin charging sacrifices of sheep for it.

To Your Glory,
Saint Brandon Reverend Pope Carter

Ps. “And you will know, that my name is the LORD, when I lay my vengeance upon thee…” with my big ass biceps.

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