Back in the day, Little Brandon Carter wasn’t exactly the most disciplined disciple…
You see, when I went to school they taught Bible stories in science class and I tended to get on the teacher’s nerves with my antics. I was told that I asked too many questions and drew Jesus black, which they weren’t too thrilled with. I guess I acted the way I did because I didn’t like the idea of believing in something just “because.” I wanted solid proof, evidence and ways of verifying claims that the teachers just couldn’t do.
So since they couldn’t, 24 years later I decided to write my own Bible. And in my Bible, I scratched my own itch by providing scientifically proven strategies to make your arms so damn big that even Goliath wouldn’t f**k with you. I also include proof of my methods working for thousands of clients across the world with incredible transformations, going from meek peasants to Greek Lords. #LordingTo join my church of Shredded Warriors, head over to www.bicepbible.com so you can be the first to know when I release this sacred text.
Pastor Brandon Carter
PS: “Consider it pure joy, my brothers and sisters, whenever you face trials of many kinds, because you know the testing produces perseverance” www.bicepbible.com